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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!