Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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A PDFile.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window