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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.