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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!