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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana