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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.