What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.