What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.