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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Mariguana Jokes More Mariguana Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.