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Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

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What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!