Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.