When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What's another name for pickled bread?

Dill-dough.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*