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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.