When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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What do you mean?

It's all denty

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary