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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....