Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.