Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na