Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.