Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!