Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.