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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.