What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!