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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.