What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.