What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.