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Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

Love

Love

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big Bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.