Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Who's there! Alec! Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.