Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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Because they're always Li-ion!

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big Bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".