Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "