How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron