What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron