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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.