How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron