What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron