What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.