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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.