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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!