What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.