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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks