Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish