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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.