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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.