What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.