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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Cher Jokes More Cher Jokes

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.