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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Cher Jokes More Cher Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater