Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!