Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams