Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Russian Man Jokes More Russian Man Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk