Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary