Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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The singer can have a hit

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Au

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De Beers

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Because when they're born they get laid.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead