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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.