What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov