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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.