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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.