What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.