What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.