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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!