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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!