What do you do when you stumble upon a ...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.