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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.