How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.