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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"