How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.