What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"