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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.