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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.