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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"