Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.