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Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.