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Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt