Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much