Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.