Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P