Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!