Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.