Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.