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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!