Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.