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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.