Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...