Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.