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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!