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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.