Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!