Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why repent?

I pented just last week.