Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted!
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
A Roamin Catholic.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Poepurry
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office.
I pented just last week.
