Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week