Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.