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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!