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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist