What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Now we just have to call him Dav.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Get thee to a nyanery!

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!