What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."