What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."