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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS