Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!