Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.