Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!