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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.