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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!