Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.