When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!