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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!