When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.