When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.