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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

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Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.