Black Cat Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!