Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!