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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!