Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!