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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!