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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!