Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!