Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!