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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!