When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!