When you are a mouse!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Beets me.
During a game of charades
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Mice outfit!
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
They're very mewsical.