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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!