When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!