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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!