When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!