Ice cream fits in a tub.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
How red their necks are.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
