What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.