What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.