What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.