How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird