How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism