They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Because it's always flat.
Who wants 2 try?
Do you even, bro?
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
A switch hitter.
A double!
Mutated
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.