How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

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14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.