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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead