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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.