What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead