What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead