What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead