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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead