How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife