Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR