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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.