Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska