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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

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Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.