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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!