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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.