Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated