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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.