Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.