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Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!