Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.