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Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)