Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!