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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

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