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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.