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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.