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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing