What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing