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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What has nine arms and blows?

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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