What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!