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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?