What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.