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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?