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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!