What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?