What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike