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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.