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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!