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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.