They both used to be on top gear.
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About 204 days.
No, seriously. How could they tell?
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
They both downed spirits.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
They were both on top gear.
Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii
It's not right, but it's OK
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because they're all pointless
They go to Cannes
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
Because they couldn't cross the streams.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.
