Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Jeremy Clarkson Jokes More Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.