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Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Jeremy Clarkson Jokes More Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.