They both used to be on top gear.
About 204 days.
No, seriously. How could they tell?
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
They both downed spirits.
They were both on top gear.
To break on through to the other side.
They all died Jung.
IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!
Take a blud test OC
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
OC A parka, son.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
Sigourney "Weaver"
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
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It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)