About 204 days.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
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They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
No, seriously. How could they tell?
They were both on top gear.