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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.