What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.