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Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!