Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.