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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.