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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies