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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.