What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...