What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.