Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.